College Lacrosse Weekend Internet Talking Interface: April 1, 2012
by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 10:00 AM EDT
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PrintThat's a picture of a bear getting retribution against a tiger for an April's Fools joke that the tiger played. Apparently bears don't like pranks about eating bear cubs.
All of today's action is isolated in New Jersey at the Big City Classic, which is exciting because I never knew that East Rutherford was a big city. (I'm pretty sure if the U.S. Census were running the event it would call it A City Classic.) If you want to catch up on all the participants, here are the profiles:
- Notre Dame Profile // St. John's Profile
- Duke Profile // Syracuse Profile
- North Carolina Profile // Johns Hopkins Profile
The weather out at MetLife Stadium is supposed to be a little dicey today. The first game shouldn't see any weather, but the last two games are likely to be wet. Drats.
| AWAY | HOME | TIME (E.T.) | FUN FACTOR | RANK |
| Notre Dame | St. John's | 1:00 | 3.9507 | 3 |
| Duke | Syracuse | 4:00 | 4.6935 | 2 |
| North Carolina | Johns Hopkins | 6:30 | 5.6328 | 1 |
This is your open thread for Sunday. Whoopee cushions are always hilarious! People will be around to yak about whatever is tickling their fancy. Tomorrow's games will appear in a post, well, tomorrow.
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Now I know the pic you're using for the Ivy League Tournament
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by RyanMcD29 on Apr 1, 2025 11:46 AM EDT reply actions
If Pannell is back
It’ll need to be a bear mauling a Tiger.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Sad Quaker Is Sad
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by Sean Keeley on Apr 1, 2025 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
And mauled.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
ESPN3 for the opener.
Set your anger meter to “Rage.”
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 1:03 PM EDT reply actions
To think
This is the same field where the Jets don’t score. this is like Notre Dame’s Valhalla.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 1:07 PM EDT reply actions
Ugly so far.
You’re not missing much, fancy brunch crowd.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 1:17 PM EDT reply actions
2-1, ND
1:00 or so left in Q1.
St. John’s commercial looks like it was made 15 years ago after a taping of Double Dare.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 1:23 PM EDT reply actions
You can feel the weather wanting to get bitchy.
Cover your drinks with one of those fancy drink umbrellas.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 1:35 PM EDT reply actions
WOOSH!
Notre Dame hesitates on the slide and St. John’s ripped it up.
3-2, Johnnies. QUEENS STAND UP
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 1:41 PM EDT reply actions
Big East Lacrosse
is pulling a Big East basketball…
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by Sean Keeley on Apr 1, 2025 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
DePaul lacrosse.
Drink in the tradition.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
3-3
Keppeler in transition for Ye olde Irish. None of that made sense.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
So, when do all the Johnnies fans in the building start booing Mark Sanchez?
Halftime?
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 1:48 PM EDT reply actions
HALF
4-3, Johnnies. Notre Dame to win 2H opening face, hold for one and hope for overtime tied 4-4.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 1:52 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, well, it's not the last minute of the game.
Sean Rogers has better things to do right now to prepare for ridiculous victory.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 2:07 PM EDT reply actions
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
That’s the sound of “Drats!”
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 2:10 PM EDT reply actions
Welp.
Notre Dame is just about ready to strangle this game into another victory.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 2:15 PM EDT reply actions
Of course not.
This is why I never wn Mega Millions.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
And now it's getting out of hand.
Also: I love you, omelette.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
12-5, Irish.
Woof. Also: I want Katz’s Deli to sponsor this thing next year.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 2:44 PM EDT reply actions
13-6, ND. Final.
Break time! Experience the day!
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 2:56 PM EDT reply actions
A couple of quick Log5's based on my team ratings for the late games:
Duke vs. Syracuse: 63%, Duke wins
UNC vs. Hopkins: 72%, Hopkins.
by Mike Rogers on Apr 1, 2025 3:05 PM EDT reply actions
Now we're talkin'!
Although, now dreading Duke-’Cuse even more.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Lamolinara gets the nod over Lerman today.
It’s like picking between shades of grey shoes.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 3:30 PM EDT reply actions
Syracuse going with throwbacks again today.
I’m sure they’ll shake Duke to the core.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 3:57 PM EDT reply actions
ZOOOOOOOOOOOM
This game is fun!
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 4:06 PM EDT reply actions
The Syracuse defense has tentacles right now.
Devils shaky, but going man-up.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 4:11 PM EDT reply actions
The Syracuse offense looks, dare I say, functional.
These uniforms are magical!
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 4:17 PM EDT reply actions
Whole lot of throwing the ball everywhere but where it should go happening right now.
So, that’s something.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 4:23 PM EDT reply actions
Whoop whoop whoop whoop
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 4:25 PM EDT reply actions
I like how John Danowski dresses like a kid going to camp.
“BUT I WANNA WEAR THE DUKE SHIRT UNDER THE DUKE POLO!”
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 4:29 PM EDT reply actions
Pour gasoline around the field. Light it up.
We’re going ring of fire, people.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 4:35 PM EDT reply actions
John Desko always looks like he's trying to find the guy that stole his bicycle.
Not a good look.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 4:44 PM EDT reply actions
Tim Desko wins at degree of difficulty.
Ring the bell.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 4:46 PM EDT reply actions
Danowski Clothing Update
Duke sweatshirt over Duke polo over a Duke long-sleeve t-shirt. He’s pretty much as much Duke as you could possibly be.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 4:52 PM EDT reply actions
What about pants/shorts? And hat?
Is he wearing cleats just in case?
by Mike Rogers on Apr 1, 2025 4:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
There's always the second half.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Great save.
Also, I didn’t use any home field in my projections. I’d guess the odds in this game are closer to 55-57% in favor of Duke at the start.
by Mike Rogers on Apr 1, 2025 4:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Mark me down as a fan of these 'Cuse jerseys.
by Mike Rogers on Apr 1, 2025 4:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Anything is better than the orange-orange-orange.
It’s lke watching the General Lee in that combo.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean, no offense, but it's an ugly shade of orange.
by Mike Rogers on Apr 1, 2025 5:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Danowski Clothing Update
Static.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 5:24 PM EDT reply actions
Colin Donahue with the mock turtleneck.
That’s a Critical wound to one’s swag.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 5:34 PM EDT reply actions
Paul Carcaterra
It sounds like he’s reporting from Baghdad via satellite uplink.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 5:43 PM EDT reply actions
This bonkers!
BONKERS I SAY
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 6:01 PM EDT reply actions
That's it.
12-10, Duke.
I need to get some writing done. You guys are in charge.
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by Hoya Suxa on Apr 1, 2025 6:14 PM EDT reply actions
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