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Important things you can do with this bracket:
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Fold it many ways to make an origami crane, give it your little nephew, and watch him smash all of your tedious work with a truck that you gave him for his birthday.
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Send it to your Congressperson with a note that reads, "There's blood all over your hands." Hope that the police cannot trace your address or handwriting.
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Have you ever made a burrito wrapped with a paper lacrosse bracket instead of a soft flour tortilla? This is your chance to make it happen.
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When you're in a boring meeting, slowly raise the bracket over your face so that you can't see your worthless coworkers. Get out of your chair -- with the bracket still in front of your face -- and back out of the room. You're now invisible, and you definitely won't get fired for this stunt.
We'll see you out there.
