This feels right:

Here are your highlights for today:

• Automatic Invitations: Princeton threw a wrench into the machine last night with the Tigers' victory over Cornell in the first semifinal of the Ivy League Tournament. Can any other team ruin things today? Albany has a dangerous situation with Stony Brook, Denver can't screw around with Georgetown, Ohio State and Johns Hopkins both need wins to ensure safety going into Selection Sunday -- today has all the makings of a Univision telenovela. Throw in four one-shot looks at The Show -- Bryant-St. Joseph's, Massachusetts-Towson, High Point-Richmond, and Quinnipiac-Marist -- and today may be the best day ever.
• Syracuse at Colgate: The only two teams assured of an NCAA Tournament invitation at this point will meet in Hamilton in a non-NCAA Tournament game. [stands up from chair in talent agent's office] "The Aristocrats!"
• Notre Dame at Army: Army West Point meets Notre Dame South Bend at Michie Stadium West Point in West Point West Point. That is the dumbest sentence I've ever written. Branding!

Here's Saturday's full schedule. Please let me know if there are errors. I'll fix/populate links to live stats and video as the day progresses (if necessary).

This is your open thread for Saturday. Sandwiches are delicious. People will be around to yak about whatever is tickling their fancy.

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