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(Click to enlarge. Then print it out or whatever. Here's a .pdf of the bracket.)
Important things you can do with this bracket:
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Tape it to the side of one of those SpaceX rockets and show the aliens how much fun we're having down here with lacrosse tournaments.
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Bury it in your backyard and, 50 years from now when you dig it up, ask yourself why you buried a piece of paper that didn't include important information like "THE ROBOTS ARE COMING TO ENSLAVE YOU, STUPID!" because the robots eventually enslaved you.
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Wrap your crab cakes it in. Use it as a bib when you eat wings. Hell, I don't care what you do with it, you slob.
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Send it to the selection committee with a nice note written on the back that both indicates your willingness for murder and the knowledge that death threats delivered through the mail is a federal offense and that you don't respect this damn government, dammit!
We'll see you out there.