College Lacrosse Schedule for April 17, 2014

Your Russian dashboard cam animated .gif/video of the day:

"Call the locksmith! He has a stronger shoulder!"

Anyway, there's only one game today. Here is your highlight:

• Bucknell at Loyola: In terms of ramifications, tonight's Bucknell-Loyola game at Ridley carries little overall impact: The 'Hounds are the Patriot League Tournament one-seed; Bucknell will finish the year as the tournament four- or five-seed, but will play Colgate on April 22nd regardless of tonight's outcome; and Loyola is bound for the NCAA Tournament while the Bison are likely preparing for an early offseason. There isn't a lot of heat on tonight's meeting between the two schools, even though both teams were expected to contend for the Patriot League title at the start of the season. That's kind of crazy but it is in line with this fact: The Patriot League is, among the nation's 10 Division I conference, the least tight -- from top to bottom -- in terms of even competitiveness.

Here's today's full schedule with links to things so that you can monitor the carnage:

Leave your thoughts about the game or anything else (QUERY: How do you like your vegetables -- fried or nonexistent?) in the comments below.