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2012 NCAA Lacrosse Tournament: Quarterfinals "Fun Factors" of Incredible Fun

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BALTIMORE, MD - MAY 28: General view of the Virginia Cavaliers and Denver Pioneers during the second half at M&T Bank Stadium on May 28, 2011 in Baltimore, Maryland.  (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)
BALTIMORE, MD - MAY 28: General view of the Virginia Cavaliers and Denver Pioneers during the second half at M&T Bank Stadium on May 28, 2011 in Baltimore, Maryland. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)
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PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! Watch your asses! There are laser beams of concentrated fun littering the universe!

Those guys shooting at your stupid faces to make them more fun? It's these guys:

2012 NCAA TOURNAMENT QUARTERFINALS TEAM FUN FACTORS
RANK TEAM FUN FACTOR OPPONENT RANK TEAM FUN FACTOR OPPONENT
3. Colgate 5.6558 Duke 9. Virginia 4.5201 Notre Dame
4. Loyola 5.1313 Denver 12. Johns Hopkins 4.3701 Maryland
5. Denver 5.1157 Loyola 14. Duke 4.2381 Colgate
8. Maryland 4.6243 Johns Hopkins 23. Notre Dame 3.3421 Virginia

Alert the authorities that deal with laser beams of concentrated fun! (Do such authorities exist yet? This is the future, right?)

The games this weekend are going to be all sorts of fun, and not just because you "paid an arm and a leg for the damn tickets." What's great about the back-to-back days of doubleheaders is that the slates are fairly even with Saturday looking slightly more fun than Sunday. These are the good times, people.

2012 NCAA TOURNAMENT: QUARTERFINALS
AWAY HOME TIME (E.T.) FUN FACTOR RANK
MAY 19 GAMES
Maryland Johns Hopkins 12:00 4.4972 3
Denver Loyola 2:30 5.1235 1
MAY 20 GAMES
Virginia Notre Dame 12:00 4.2957 4
Colgate Duke 2:30 4.9470 2

That's what the computing machine spit out, but now I'm concerned about you. No, you don't need to call your mother; rather, what game is looking like so much fun that it'll make you puke? The comments are yours.