2012 NCAA Lacrosse Tournament: Quarterfinals "Fun Factors" of Incredible Fun

by Hoya Suxa on May 15, 2025 2:30 PM EDT in 2012 NCAA Men's Lacrosse Tournament

PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! Watch your asses! There are laser beams of concentrated fun littering the universe!

Those guys shooting at your stupid faces to make them more fun? It's these guys:

**2012 NCAA TOURNAMENT QUARTERFINALS TEAM FUN FACTORS**
RANK	TEAM	FUN FACTOR	OPPONENT	RANK	TEAM	FUN FACTOR	OPPONENT
3.	Colgate	5.6558	Duke	9.	Virginia	4.5201	Notre Dame
4.	Loyola	5.1313	Denver	12.	Johns Hopkins	4.3701	Maryland
5.	Denver	5.1157	Loyola	14.	Duke	4.2381	Colgate
8.	Maryland	4.6243	Johns Hopkins	23.	Notre Dame	3.3421	Virginia

Alert the authorities that deal with laser beams of concentrated fun! (Do such authorities exist yet? This is the future, right?)

The games this weekend are going to be all sorts of fun, and not just because you "paid an arm and a leg for the damn tickets." What's great about the back-to-back days of doubleheaders is that the slates are fairly even with Saturday looking slightly more fun than Sunday. These are the good times, people.

**2012 NCAA TOURNAMENT: QUARTERFINALS**
AWAY	HOME	TIME (E.T.)	FUN FACTOR	RANK
MAY 19 GAMES
Maryland	Johns Hopkins	12:00	4.4972	3
Denver	Loyola	2:30	5.1235	1
MAY 20 GAMES
Virginia	Notre Dame	12:00	4.2957	4
Colgate	Duke	2:30	4.9470	2

That's what the computing machine spit out, but now I'm concerned about you. No, you don't need to call your mother; rather, what game is looking like so much fun that it'll make you puke? The comments are yours.

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I'll take Denver/Loyola

Lots of possessions, lots of shots, lots of goals. I like strong defense as much as anyone, but I can’t stand a low possession, hold the ball snorefest that I fear ND/UVa will be. I’m interested in the Colgate game just so I can see them play and hope that Duke gets crushed.

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