"I don't use Twitter. I don't care what someone ate for lunch."
That is the statement of a moron that should be crammed into a cannon and shot into outer space to burn up on the sun. Twitter is a necessary tool for following lacrosse during the season -- it provides immediate updates on games, breaking news, and inside looks at what's going on in the highest reaches of college lacrosse. Failing to supplement your lacrosse intake with a vibrant Twitter account loaded with the best Division I lacrosse feeds will result in your brain leaking out of your ears due to lack of stimulation.
To assist you in your lacrosse Twitter adventures, I've assembled a massive directory of accounts that come at Division I lacrosse from almost every angle possible. The directory isn't perfect and 100 percent complete, but it still features over 200 accounts that will, in some way, make your enjoyment of the spring's best game all that more fun and interesting.
Of course, your first follow should be this site -- @SexyTimeLax. There are jokes. And information. And terrible jokes. Basically all the important things you need in life to exist.
TWITTER FOLLOWS: TEAMS
TWITTER FOLLOWS: MEDIA-TYPE THINGS/PEOPLE
TWITTER FOLLOWS: COACHES
TWITTER FOLLOWS: LEAGUES, ETC.