2015 College Lacrosse Preview

Want beats on the Leopards. Go right to the source.

You know it's serious for two reasons: (1) There's a fuzzy bass soundtrack; (2) There are cockeyed camera angles.

Poughkeepsie remains a funny word.

Can the Jaspers make the MAAC Tournament this season? (I don't know. If I did I sure as hell would use my powers of prediction for evil.)

BU is the Harvard of Boston (or something like that).

The Saints are probably a cut above everyone else in the MAAC, but the MAAC is still anarchy.

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I'm pretty sure that Kevin Massa is a tenured professor at Bryant at this point.

Mike Murphy is kind of a genius.

But how does Vladimir Putin feel about the Jays?

10. Berg; 9. Sankey; 8. Haus; 7. Perkovic; 6. Rice; 5. Buczek; 4. Glesener; 3. Kavanagh; 2. Jones; 1. Thompson

'Saders.

These are basically confessionals from The Real World.

Jimmy Bitter's mustache is almost vocational school-worthy.

These are highlights of people talking.

In vaudeville, the next step is on a banana peel and your grandfather thinks it's hilarious.

That's a lot of brown. Even Brown's, like, "Easy, guys."

5: Duke; 4: Johns Hopkins; 3: Syracuse; 2: Notre Dame; 1: Denver