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That's a picture of an angry cow. Why is he angry? Well, it's because it just found out that its owner named him "Hamburger." You'd pretty pretty unamused as well if some alien from Galaxonitroid Nine named you "Future Spaceship Fuel."
It's a light day around the college lacrosse landscape today. There are only two games, both at 1:00 this afternoon. One, though, has a little bit of heat around it:
- Yale at Lehigh: The Mountain Hawks have been slaying beasts with a badass sword the last few weeks. At 5-1 and with wins against Pennsylvania and North Carolina, Lehigh is putting together a nice little resume for May. Yale, on the other hand, is still in the sunrise of its season. While the polls have the Bulldogs on top of the Mountain Hawks, this game is about as even as you can get. Yippie!
Here's the full slate of games for today:
| AWAY | HOME | TIME (E.T.) | FUN FACTOR | RANK |
| Fairfield | vermont | 1:00 | N/A | N/A |
| Yale | Lehigh | 1:00 | N/A | N/A |
This is your open thread for Sunday. Make sure to get your cholesterol checked; heart healthy isn't just a nonsensical marketing campaign, folks. People should be around to yak about whatever is tickling their fancy.
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