Your Russian dashboard cam animated .gif/video of the day:
Awesome! Russia is an action movie!
Anyway, there is one game today. Here is your highlight:
- Holy Cross at Dartmouth: Justin Hager gets at least one game as Holy Cross' head coach following Jim Morrissey's resignation. That's the "good" news. The "bad" news is that the Crusaders and Green are playing a relatively meaningless game -- both teams' seasons are finished after today -- between two evenly-matched (but not very good) teams. This is all on purpose, people, and there's nothing you can do about. Sure, you could write your Congressperson or manufacture a death ray on the moon that shoots lasers at Earth in an attempt to stop Holy Cross-Dartmouth, but the game is still going to happen. We are all powerless in the shadow of Holy Cross-Dartmouth.
Here's today's full schedule with links to things so that you can monitor the carnage:
| AWAY | HOME | TIME (ET) | LIVE STATS | VIDEO |
| Holy Cross | Dartmouth | 4:00 P.M. | LIVE STATS | VIDEO |
Leave your thoughts about the game or anything else (QUERY: How much toilet paper would you need to make a toilet paper bridge across the Hudson River?) in the comments below.