Your Russian dashboard cam animated .gif/video of the day:
"Yes, cows. They're everywhere. A truck tipped over. They're all over the road. Yes, send the usual -- a smoker and hungry countrymen locked in the gulag."
Anyway, there are a handful of games today. Here are your highlights:
- Navy at Lehigh // Bucknell at Colgate: It's the Patriot League Tournament! Take out your finest deep-fried-everything and celebrate like a real American! This is the league's quarterfinal round -- new this season to the tournament, a truly democratic effort -- and the winners will advance to play either Loyola or Army (the 'Hounds will get the lowest seed remaining after today and the Cadets will get the other team). For more on this, making your computing machine show you this and this.
- Bryant at Brown: The Ocean State Cup is on the line when the Bulldogs travel to Providence tonight to face Bruno. I can only assume that the Ocean State Cup is a large chowder pot with "Not Massachusetts!" etched into the side. Rhode Island is adorable in a let's-sell-it-to-Mars-for-martian-invicibility-creams kind of way.
Here's today's full schedule with links to things so that you can monitor the carnage:
| AWAY | HOME | TIME (ET) | LIVE STATS | VIDEO |
| Bucknell | Colgate | 4:00 P.M. | LIVE STATS | VIDEO |
| Siena | Albany | 7:00 P.M. | LIVE STATS | VIDEO |
| Bryant | Brown | 7:00 P.M. | LIVE STATS | VIDEO |
| Navy | Lehigh | 7:00 P.M. | LIVE STATS | VIDEO |
| Pennsylvania | Towson | 7:00 P.M. | LIVE STATS | VIDEO |
| Quinnipiac | Yale | 7:00 P.M. | LIVE STATS | VIDEO |
Leave your thoughts about the games or anything else (QUERY: What is the most that you would pay for a flamethrower?) in the comments below.