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Bellarmine lacrosse selects four seniors as captains
A quartet of seniors was elected by the Bellarmine University lacrosse team as its captains for the 2015 season. Earning the proverbial "C" next to their name are Colin Hart, Brogan Hill, Bobby Schmitt and Ryan Scinta.

12 Uncommitted Midwest Prospects Who Excelled At the Top 80 Elite Showcase
The inaugural Midwest Elite Top 80 Showcase (preview at the link) took place over the weekend at the gorgeous athletic complex in Westfield (Ind.) at Grand Park. Despite the cold weather, it was a tremendous success for many of the Midwest’s top prospects.

Bayport-Blue Point (NY) 2016 A Jake Weinman gives Marist lacrosse another marquee Long Island commit
The 5'9", 145-pound Weinman, a lefty, made the Suffolk County rising sophomore team.

Dan Paccione Promoted To Associate Head Lacrosse Coach
St. John's head men's lacrosse coach Jason Miller has announced the promotion of top assistant coach Dan Paccione to the position of associate head coach of the Red Storm program, effective immediately. Paccione, who arrived in Queens along with Miller in 2009, was previously the third-longest tenured assistant coach in the St. John's Athletic Department.

Conference Snapshot: Siena Tops MAACtion (Men)
The story of the Metro Atlantic Athletic Conference last season was that it was Siena, and then everyone else. The Saints, led by third-year coach John Svec, went 6-0 in the MAAC regular season, then beat Canisius in the conference tournament semifinal and Marist in the final to earn the league's NCAA tournament automatic qualifying berth, and the program's third MAAC title. Siena lost to Bryant 9-8 in the play-in round and finished 11-6 overall.

2015 ACC Men’s Lacrosse Championship Tickets On Sale
Tickets for the 2015 ACC Men’s Lacrosse Championship to be held April 24-26 at PPL Park located in Philadelphia are on sale now.

Fall All-Access: Providence
Inside Lacrosse stopped by Providence College during the weekend of the IL Boys New England Invitational, stopping to check out the state-of-the-art facility and watching the Black-White scrimmage.

Report: DI Cleveland State 'Likely' To Add Men's Lacrosse
Cleveland State looks set to become the 70th men's Division I lacrosse team in the spring of 2016, according to a report Wednesday on Cleveland.com.

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