2013 College Lacrosse Preview: Lacrosserize Your Twitter Experience

I reckon that this is the best way to start the site's 2013 preview: Turning you on to everything you may need to follow the season as it unfolds. The ol' Twitter machine is pretty useful, especially considering you can do more with it than assaulting celebrities with your fawning praise. If you follow all the accounts that I list below, you won't miss a damn thing about the upcoming Division I season. I sort of guarantee it (I don't list protected accounts or player accounts (because I don't trust you animals)).

Of course, don't forget to follow College Crosse on the Twitter machine. The official handle is @SexyTimeLax, and the nonsense on there is a great supplement to the nonsense you see on this very Internet computing page. (Also, if you think I missed something below, leave a comment and I may add it to the list.)

The Boss
NCAA Lacrosse

People With Whistles
Dan Chemotti - Richmond (Head Coach)
David Metzbower - Loyola (Assistant)
Matt Holtz - Detroit (Head Coach)
Keith Euker - Michigan (Assistant)
Bobby Benson - Johns Hopkins (Assistant)
Eric Fekete - Quinnipiac (Head Coach)
Matt Karweck - Notre Dame (Assistant)
Kevin McKeown - Siena (Assistant)
Noah Fossner - Rutgers (Assistant)
Dylan Sheridan - Denver (Assistant)
Bob Shillinglaw - Delaware (Head Coach)
Greg Raymond - Princeton (Assistant)
Matt Brown - Denver (Assistant)
Bill Tierney - Denver (Head Coach)
Pat Myers - North Carolina (Assistant)
Andrew Copelan - Fairfield (Head Coach)
Ryan Wellner - Navy (Assistant)
Tom Compitello - Lehigh (Assistant)
Kevin Warne - Georgetown (Head Coach)
Dan Cocchi - Towson (Assistant)
Greg Carroll - Delaware (Assistant)
Frank Abruzzini - Marist (Assistant)
Joe Starsia - Colgate (Assistant)
Matthew Musci - Lafayette (Assistant)
Ken Broschart - Michigan (Assistant)
John Galloway - Providence (Assistant)
Kip Turner - Brown (Assistant)
Joe Cinosky - Duke (Assistant)
Matt Danowski - Duke (Assistant)
Adam Ghitelman - Harvard (Assistant)
Brian Fisher - Monmouth (Head Coach)
Kevin Conry - Maryland (Assistant)
Keegan Wilkinson - Marist (Head Coach)
Ron Caputo - Duke (Assistant)
Chris Bates - Princeton (Head Coach)
Robert Cross - Delaware (Assistant)
Mike Murphy - Colgate (Head Coach)
John Orsen - Marquette (Assistant)
J.P. Brazel - Hofstra (Assistant)
Mark Bergey - Ohio State (Director of Lacrosse Operations)
Matt Francis - Binghamton (Assistant)
Brian Brecht - Rutgers (Head Coach)
Thomas Mariano - Sacred Heart (Head Coach)
Ryan Danehy - Michigan (Assistant)
Michael Podgajny - Princeton (Assistant)
Gerry Byrne - Notre Dame (Assistant)
Joe Amplo - Marquette (Head Coach)
Anthony Gilardi - Towson (Assistant)
John Paul - Michigan (Head Coach)
Kevin Cassese - Lehigh (Head Coach)
Joe Alberici - Army (Head Coach)
John Danowski - Duke (Head Coach)
Nick Myers - Ohio State (Head Coach)
Peet Poillon - Delaware (Assistant Coach)
Brian Phipps - Georgetown (Assistant Coach)
Chris Feifs - North Carolina (Assistant Coach)
Scotty Rodgers - Marquette (Volunteer Assistant)
Ryan Moran -- Maryland (Associate Head Coach)
Ryan Curts -- Vermont (Head Coach)
Mike Gongas -- Sacred Heart (Assistant Coach)
Peter Lawrence -- Hartford (Head Coach)
Trevor Tierney -- Denver (Volunteer Assistant Coach)
Brian Farrell -- Maryland (Volunteer Assistant)
Joe Hennessy -- Michigan (Director of Lacrosse Operations)
Andrew Baxter -- Yale (Assistant Coach)
Peter Milliman -- Princeton (Volunteer Assistant Coach)
Matt Poskay -- Wagner (Head Coach)
Tim Harder -- Brown (Volunteer Assistant Coach)
Brendan Callahan -- Lehigh (Assistant Coach)
Stephen Toomy -- North Carolina (Director of Lacrosse Operations)
Bruce Frady -- Quinnipiac (Associate Head Coach)
Dan Paccione -- St. John's (Assistant Coach)
Steven Boyle -- Brown (Assistant Coach)
Kip Turner -- Brown (Assistant Coach)
Chad Wiedmaier -- Towson (Volunteer Assistant Coach)

Objects of Affection
Sacred Heart Pioneers
Army Black Knights
Quinnipiac Bobcats
Hofstra Pride
Georgetown Hoyas
Delaware Blue Hens
Stony Brook Seawolves
Monmouth Hawks
Bellarmine Knights
Pennsylvania Quakers
UMBC Retrievers
Boston University Terriers
Binghamton Bearcats
Mount St. Mary's Mountaineers
St. Joseph's Hawks
Lafayette Leopards
Dartmouth Big Green
Fairfield Stags
Harvard Crimson
Jacksonville Dolphins
Hobart Statesmen
VMI Keydets
High Point Panthers
Marquette Golden Eagles
Penn State Nittany Lions
Massachusetts Minutemen
Lehigh Mountain Hawks
Vermont Catamounts
Yale Bulldogs
Ohio State Buckeyes
Maryland Terrapins
Villanova Wildcats
Princeton Tigers
Siena Saints
Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
Navy Midshipmen
Hartford Hawks
Towson Tigers
Colgate Raiders
Denver Pioneers
Bryant Bulldogs
St. John's Red Storm
Brown Bears
Duke Blue Devils
Michigan Wolverines
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Rutgers Scarlet Knights
Loyola Greyhounds
Cornell Big Red
Virginia Cavaliers
Syracuse Orange
Providence Friars
Wagner Seahawks
Mercer Bears // Mercer Bears
Bucknell Bison
North Carolina Tar Heels // North Carolina Tar Heels
Air Force Falcons
ACC Men's Lacrosse

Media-Type Folks
Blogs, Newspapers, and Blog-ish Type Things
The Growth Blog
LaxPower // LaxPower
Baltimore Lax News
Lacrosse Update
Fred Opie
Baltimore Sun Lacrosse Insider
Patrick Stevens
Lacrosse Playground
Northeast Lax Blog
24 Seven Lax
Just Lacrosse
Great Lax State
Syracuse Post-Standard
Lacrosse All Stars
In Lacrosse We Trust

Television and Radio Folks
Dave Ryan
Evan Washburn
Quint Kessenich
Jamie Munro
Eamon McAnaney
Anish Shroff
Brian Higgins
Paul Carcaterra
Mark Dixon

Inside Lacrosse
Inside Lacrosse
Ty Xanders
Casey Vock
Joe Sweeney
Dani Bernstein
Matt Kinnear
Zach Bobo
Terry Foy
John Jiloty
Geoff Shannon
Ryan Rabidou

Lacrosse Magazine
Lacrosse Magazine
Matt Forman
Matt DaSilva
Joel Censer
Corey McLaughlin
Clare Lochary

SB Nation Lacrosse Network
Maize n Brew - Michigan
Black Shoe Diaries - Penn State
Land-Grant Holy Land - Ohio State
Rumble in the Garden - St. John's
One Foot Down - Notre Dame
VUHoops - Villanova
Casual Hoya - Georgetown
Testudo Times - Maryland
Anonymous Eagle - Marquette
Troy Nunes is an Absolute Magician - Syracuse
Streaking the Lawn - Virginia
Tar Heel Blog - North Carolina

Tewaaraton Award
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