Pants are Oppression: Lacrosse Schedule for May 6, 2011

In the overall, the games shaking out tonight are probably a little more interesting than the games happening tomorrow.

So it goes.

There are implications all over the map tonight:

• Army hopes to cement itself onto the NCAA Tournament bubble.
• Johns Hopkins hopes to cement itself into a top-three or so seed in the NCAA Tournament.
• Notre Dame hopes to cement itself into a top-four or so seed in the NCAA Tournament.
• North Carolina hopes to cement itself into the NCAA Tournament field.
• The MAAC hopes to cement itself as the Island of Misfit Toys.
• The Ivy League hopes to cement itself as the premire locale for Stepford Wife social disorder.

You can't ask for more than that.  (Well, you can, but you'd be a greedy son of a bitch.)

Here's the rundown:

Leave your comments about the games or anything else (QUERY: Rebecca Black . . . dead or alive?) in the comments below.