Lacrosse the Internet: September 30, 2014

I ate a pint of pork fried rice in my underpants last night as I watched The Firm. Get on my level.

Current, Former Irish Teams to be Feted at Notre Dame-Stanford
The lacrosse team is set to be honored.

Edit Desk: the Anti-Lax Bro
Austin Vitelli discusses his experience playing lacrosse, and how he has enjoyed the sport despite not adopting the "lax bro" mentality.

Men's Lacrosse to Host Alumni Weekend
This coming weekend the Rutgers' men's lacrosse program will welcome back former Scarlet Knight players for an alumni weekend, with an alumni game Friday night and tailgate Saturday afternoon.

Men's Lacrosse First-Year Class Ranked No. 13 by Inside Lacrosse
Bucknell men’s lacrosse coach Frank Fedorjaka has been high on this year’s first-year class, and Inside Lacrosse agrees, ranking it the 13th-most-promising freshman class in the nation in its annual rankings.

UMBC gets a big Midwest commit in 2016 midfielder Kamal Baker
Baker was first introduced to lacrosse in gym class in seventh grade.

Gambitsky, Jahelka and Mahon Named Men's Lacrosse Captains
Gambitsky, Jahelka and Mahon will lead the Crimson as it seeks a second straight Ivy title.

Dixon: Rules Breakdown, Pros and Cons From On-Field Testing
Pro: The new rules didn't end existence. Con: There are rules and you still can't play with a chainsaw.

Fallball Holes to Fill: Attack
Goalie murderers wanted.

Bulldogs add 18 to 2015 roster
Bryant University head coach Mike Pressler is pleased to announce the addition of 18 student-athletes to the Bulldog men's lacrosse program for the 2015 season.