Someone from Team Canada sat atop the nation's Formal Announcement Moose and made the following declaration today:
Please remove your toques and lend me your ears. If any of these 24 people are on your summer toboggan sledding teams, you're out of luck.
He then went on to name 24 men with high levels of maple syrup in their blood, the true sign of a Canadian on a sugar high and something to prove against Team USA. Of those 24 individuals, four -- !!!! -- are currently living in America as (probably) dangerous illegal aliens, playing for one of three college lacrosse teams:
|NAME||POSITION||COLLEGE||IS A DIRTY CANADIAN?|
|Jesse King||Midfield||Ohio State||Yup.|