College Lacrosse Schedule for April 18, 2014

Your Russian dashboard cam animated .gif/video of the day:

I'm buzzing the tower!

Anyway, there are a few games today. Here are your highlights:

• Lehigh at Lafayette: THESE TEAMS HATE EACH OTHER!* *These teams are archrivals located mere miles apart, therefore you should throw out the record books when they meet.** **You should not actually throw out the record books because then you'd have no idea why Lehigh will likely kick Lafayette's teeth down their throat and out their rear end.*** ***Lehigh will probably not actually kick Lafayette's teeth from their mouth and out their butt. That is a penalty, and even archrivals don't take those kinds of penalties just to make a point.**** ****Maybe.
• Army at Colgate: The game of the day is in Hamilton, New York. The Black Knights have quietly accrued a 6-1 league record, falling only to Loyola in mid-March (a 6-7 setback for the Cadets). Meanwhile, Colgate has fallen from the ranks of the ranked after dropping three of their last five games, a slide that has locked the Raiders into the Patriot League Tournament's four/five game early next week. Tonight could serve as an important platform for both teams as their league campaigns accelerate in a way that creates only a blur in the windshield.

Here's today's full schedule with links to things so that you can monitor the carnage:

Leave your thoughts about the games or anything else (QUERY: What's your favorite movie that involves hauling Coors east of Texas?) in the comments below.