College Lacrosse Schedule for March 25, 2014

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Anyway, there are eight games today. Here are your three highlights:

• Robert Morris at Mount St. Mary's: The Mountaineers are still without a win this season. Mount St. Mary's doesn't deserve this, mostly because nobody deserves this, but college lacrosse is a petulant child that wants what it wants. The Mountaineers are 'dogs today, but this is the most win-possible game that The Mount has had since facing Manhattan.
• Bryant at Providence // Drexel at St. Joseph's: These teams are located relatively near each other! Out in Rhode Island -- a real place! -- Bryant and Providence will play for the state's finest things: Narragansett beer and Del's Frozen Lemonade. In 223 years of being a state, this is literally the only things that Rhode Island has produced; the entire economy is built around beer that tastes like it was made with floor wax and frozen fruit juice. In Philadelphia, Drexel and St. Joseph's will throw batteries at each other and go to the hospital, as Philadelphia tradition dictates.
• Georgetown at Villanova: The Wildcats are unbeaten in Big East play, having slipped past Marquette this past weekend; the Hoyas are winless in Big East play, falling to St. John's two weeks ago. This one's for all the something (that something is probably getting enough wins so as to avoid getting bounced out of the Big East Tournament due to a loss to Denver). Villanova is the favorite tonight despite rolling with a 2-5 record.

Here's today's full schedule with links to things so that you can monitor the carnage:

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