College Lacrosse Schedule for March 18, 2014

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Russian engineering remains the best.

Anyway, there are 11 games today. Here are your three highlights:

• 3:00 Hour: The 3:00 window is small but packed with value -- Massachusetts will travel to Fairfield for what should be a small detonation of lacrosse potential while St. John's will host Hofstra is a monster game that deserves a basket full of soft pretzels. That's Saturday quality on a Tuesday afternoon: Poll implications and season-shaping dates while you erase the possibility of getting any work done in the late afternoon.
• Cornell at Colgate: One school is located in Forgettable Town, New York. The other is in Fungible Village, New York. It's a battle within the state's Snow Belt, a regional throwdown that will dominate heated debates at local Kiwanis clubs.
• 7:00 Hour: The capstone to the day is kind of perfect -- Harvard could provide a sneaky challenge to a North Carolina team coming off an emotional loss to Duke; Princeton will travel to Villanova after earning a huge win against Pennsylvania this past weekend. Again, these are weekend-worthy games with mid-week go times. Prpeare your face for melting.

Here's today's full schedule with links to things so that you can monitor the carnage:

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