College Lacrosse Schedule for March 14, 2014

Your Russian dashboard cam animated .gif of the day:

Interestingly, this is also how I get people to read College Crosse.

Anyway, there is one game today. Here is your highlight:

• Villanova at Maryland: You're not going to believe this, but there's a model that guesses tournament selections, and it's active. Johns Hopkins is the safest NCAA Tournament bet right now -- everything in March stays static through the end of the year, right? -- with Maryland tucking behind, but Villanova -- the Terps' opponent tonight -- has lots of work to do. The Wildcats are a measly 1-3 with a win over Drexel. The team's remaining schedule provides potential opportunities for resume-defining wins -- Villanova will host Princeton and Denver and will travel to Penn State and Johns Hopkins -- but tonight is the most pressing chance to make something wonderful happen given where a victory over the Terrapins would platform the Wildcats at this stage of the season.

Here's today's full schedule with links to things so that you can monitor the carnage:

Leave your thoughts about the game or anything else (QUERY: Mozzarella sticks light sabers?) in the comments below.