College Lacrosse Schedule for March 11, 2014

Your Russian dashboard cam animated .gif of the day:

Not dead. Not possible.

Anyway, there are 10 games today. Here are your highlights:

• Bucknell at North Carolina: Bucknell is a surprising 2-3, enduring a season that hasn't met the promise that 2014 was supposed to throw the Bison's way. The Herd has beaten only Delaware and Navy so far this year while dropping dates to Bryant, Colgate, and Lehigh (the last coming this past weekend, an epic rout that featured Bucknell's offense going silent for much of the game). If there was a moment for the Bison to find their purpose it's this afternoon in Chapel Hill: After the team's trip to Fetzer Field, Bucknell will travel to Holy Cross and then host Brown and Boston University in consecutive games. Bucknell needs to get well, and a win today platforms The Herd in their coming stretch.
• Navy at Towson: Ornery. That's the only word that comes to mind when thinking about what the Midshipmen and Tigers may do to each other tonight. The result tonight at Johnny Unitas Stadium is probably more important for Navy -- the Mids follow tonight with dates against Lehigh and Colgate -- but both teams are fishing for greater respect. It's a zero-sum kind of contest, one that increases or decreases potential in a proportional manner.
• Lehigh at Yale: This, basically:

Here's today's full schedule with links to things so that you can monitor the carnage:

Leave your thoughts about the games or anything else (QUERY: Can we get a Constitutional amendment passed to make Tuesday nights "No Pants Tuesday Nights"?) in the comments below.