College Lacrosse Schedule for February 26, 2014

I don't know whether the best part of this video is that it gets me excited for Saturday or that Eamon, Quint, and Paul look like they're preparing to board an icebreaker and conduct research in the Arctic:

Anyway, there is one game today. Here is your highlight:

• Monmouth at Wagner: Here's a weird fact: From 2009 through 2013, Wagner didn't play a new program in their first year of Division I competition; in 2014, the Seahawks will play two -- Monmouth and Richmond. This is important news. Please alert all national banks, the Decatur chapter of Kiwanis International, and ensure that all calculators have "8008" punched into the screen. This is not a drill. The Seahawks are going to throw hands with a neophyte, circumstances that could potentially generate a victory for Wagner and spiral Earth into nothingness thanks to a rip in the space-time continuum. Or the Hawks could win and whatever.

Here's today's full schedule with links to things so that you can monitor the carnage:

Leave your thoughts about the games or anything else (QUERY: Is it normal to have ear hair longer than eyebrow hair?) in the comments below.