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Let's Analyze the Syracuse Men's and Women's Lacrosse Schedules
This week Syracuse released the lacrosse schedules for both the men's and women's team. The men will play just twelve regular season games while the women face-off against the nation's toughest opponents.
Actor John C. McGinley, a former Syracuse University student, still bleeds Orange
Hayes McGinley is the actor's nephew, a redshirt freshman on the Syracuse lacrosse team. The midfielder was ranked No. 61 by Inside Lacrosse in the fall of 2013, but missed this past season due to a shoulder injury; he's expected to be part of a "loaded" roster for the Orange in 2015.
2018 to Johns Hopkins, 2017s to Penn, Fairfield, Mount St. Mary's, 2016s
No North Korean commits. Again.
Lasagna: Holiday Wishes For 2015
Atsap particularly savors this annual exercise. He pours another cup of hot cider, surveys the clippings and accumulated notes spread before him. His desk’s montage offers testament to the year’s achievements, surprises and disappointments.
#BestOfLax Best Men's Coach: John Danowski
If it were up to us, Duke men's lacrosse coach John Danowski's Twitter bio would say something like, "Zen master, savior, three-time NCAA champion, press conference comedic genius."
Seton Hall Prep (NJ) athletic midfielder Sean Leahey picks Providence College lacrosse
The combination of size and skills has served Leahey well at Seton Hall Prep.
The Freshman Fifteen: Early Watchlist For The Class of 2018
Freshman recruiting has gone through a pretty wild timeline recently with commitments creeping earlier and earlier each time the calendar flips over. With that said, visibility for these players new to high school is off the charts, as the clubs and individuals enter the nation’s best tournaments in hopes of impressing a sideline packed with the most recognizable names in Division I.
Penn hosting Coaches Clinic on Jan. 31
University of Pennsylvania Men’s Lacrosse Coaches Clinic will be held on Saturday, January 31 from 9 AM-1 PM.
14 for 14: Eight team highlights from 2014
The Terrapins' men's lacrosse team was coming off a disheartening 11-6 loss at Johns Hopkins when they had to travel to Notre Dame to face the eighth ranked Fighting Irish in the final regular season ACC game.
BEATS
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