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Miles Thompson's 14-Point Performance Earns Inside Lacrosse Laxie
I once ate 14 Tastycake snacks and nobody gave me an award.
Bridgewater-Raritan (NJ) 2015 MF-FO Lenskold commits to UPenn
He's going to major in "Not Drexel."
Fallball Round Up
So much Towson news it'll make you puke. (But I don't want to puke!)
Falcons Tackle the Manitou Springs Incline
After a hard fought game against Notre Dame, the Air Force lacrosse team is continuing to travel in an upward direction. This time, it's running up the intimidating Incline, a famous Colorado Springs landmark that attracts health enthusiasts and Olympic athletes alike from all over the world.
Tickets for 2014 NCAA Men's Lacrosse Tournament Quarterfinals at Delaware Stadium Now on Sale
"or, imagine being magically whisked away to . . . Delaware."
Recruiting: 2016's to Duke, Michigan, Cornell, Brown; 2015's to Penn, Denver and more
Just a hint on the "and more": No lacrosse-playing llamas committed to a school recently. So, don't expect that in the roundup.
Upper Dublin 2016 attackman Sowers commits to Princeton
Prepare boat shoes for docking in New Jersey.
Today's beats: Here you go.