This is a picture of a man playing with an alligator. It's an allegory of a timeless tale with the moral being as follows: Morons get eaten by alligators.
The men's lacrosse slate for tonight is six games deep but there really isn't a hot one on the stove. Holy Cross will attempt to take itself out the running for "Reverse Survivor," but the likelihood of that actually happening is slim. Brown-Bryant is an in-state slap fight, but it's bordering on the completely unwatchable. Marist could nip Lafayette, but that, too, is as likely as the man pictured above not dying from a not-so-freak alligator accident.
|Georgetown||Mount St. Mary's||7:00||3.6487||1|
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