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This is a picture of a man playing with an alligator. It's an allegory of a timeless tale with the moral being as follows: Morons get eaten by alligators.
The men's lacrosse slate for tonight is six games deep but there really isn't a hot one on the stove. Holy Cross will attempt to take itself out the running for "Reverse Survivor," but the likelihood of that actually happening is slim. Brown-Bryant is an in-state slap fight, but it's bordering on the completely unwatchable. Marist could nip Lafayette, but that, too, is as likely as the man pictured above not dying from a not-so-freak alligator accident.
AWAY | HOME | TIME | FUN FACTOR | RANK |
Holy Cross | Vermont | 4:00 | 0.9716 | 6 |
Providence | Yale | 7:00 | 3.4210 | 3 |
Brown | Bryant | 7:00 | 1.9776 | 4 |
Manhattan | Hofstra | 7:00 | 3.5549 | 2 |
Georgetown | Mount St. Mary's | 7:00 | 3.6487 | 1 |
Marist | Lafayette | 7:00 | 1.3408 | 5 |
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