Laxurday Internet Talking Interface: April 23, 2011

It's a beautiful day outside, boys and girls.  Don't even think about enjoying it.

There are 26 games on the slate today.  Some are good, some are bad, and some are downright miserable but you'll still pay attention to them because, hey, what the hell else are you going to do?

As always, there are the "Fun Factor" games and their interesting, but not necessarily as fun, cohorts.  Other than the games discussed therein, there's some other stuff happening full of, well, stuff:

• Fairfield-Ohio State: Steamy ECAC action, whatever the hell that means.  This should be a defensive struggle, so watch at your own risk.
• Wagner-Mount St. Mary's: Just kidding.  Moving right along. . . .
• Robert Morris-Bryant: This one is built out of morbid curiosity.  Robert Morris' "Hair on Fire" offense is the most under-discussed theme this season.  I like it, just like I enjoy eating a plate of jalapenos for lunch.
• Dartmouth-Pennsylvania/Harvard-Princeton: Everyone likes rich kids.  Wait.  Strike that.  That doesn't sound right.

This is your open thread for the day.  People will be around to yak about whatever is tickling their fancy.