Alright, boys and girls. You're on your own tonight. I'm off to the Music Hall of Williamsburg to have CAKE shake my rump until my rump is all shook out.
Rock and roll me, John McCrea:
Fear not, though, College Crosse cultists. The NCAA has provided you with multiple entertainment options for this Tuesday evening. Here's the schedule:
| AWAY | HOME | TIME | FUN FACTOR | RANK |
| Vermont | Dartmouth | 6:00 | 2.5129 | 2 |
| Hobart | Syracuse | 7:00 | 5.3799 | 1 |
| Brown | Providence | 7:00 | 0.4401 | 4 |
| Yale | Bryant | 7:00 | 1.8648 | 3 |
That's right: All three of Rhode Island's lacrosse teams are in action tonight. Tuesdays in Pawtucket were made for clam fritters and wicked mediocre lacrosse, Sully.
Leave your comments about the game or anything else (QUERY: Do I want a girl with a mind like a diamond or one with eyes that burn like cigarettes?) in the comments below.