Oh, yeah. This is happening:
Zeta Chi,
Zeta Chi, my friends.
'Neath the elm trees,
sing our tones.
We're brothers to the end.
Muffy in the bathroom stall,
Margaret by the lake.
Suzy down in Whitley Hall,
Constance on the make.
Constance Fry,
Constance Fry,
anytime you'd call.
Constance would fulfill your needs,
winter,
spring,
or fall.
Let's get our privileged on:
| AWAY | HOME | TIME | FUN FACTOR | RANK |
| Yale | Pennsylvania | 4:00 | 5.4988 | 1 |
| Quinnipiac | Bryant | 7:00 | 1.3355 | 4 |
| Navy | Georgetown | 7:00 | 4.7482 | 2 |
| UMBC | Stony Brook | 7:00 | 3.0578 | 3 |
Leave your comments about the games or anything else (QUERY: Which is more destructive the social order -- old money, new money, or funny money?) in the comments below.