Neglect Your Child: March 30, 2011 Lacrosse Schedule

Let me tell you a little story:

There once was this guy name Billy.  Billy was a pretty good cat; he worked really hard at his job and ate well and exercised and usually held doors open for old ladies with canes.

And then one day Billy was mowed down by a bus outside of his office after putting in a 12-hour day, mostly  devoted to some pro bono work he was doing for a charity that have gave lots of his time to.

The moral of this story?  If you're over the age of eight and people call you a name that ends in "-y," you will die a horrific death.

Watch yourself, Danny.

It's a relatively quiet day on the men's lacrosse front.  There's just one game, an America East tilt, representing the first conference game for each club:

Leave your comments about this game or anything else (QUERY: Which is more destructive to your personal health -- an angry pit bull or an angry Dave Pietramala?) in the comments below.