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Tracking Rambo Kill Counts: Vengeance

M. Rambo put together another bloody performance this weekend. Somewhere, J. Rambo let out an appreciative grunt.

Rick Stewart

This is true. I believe in the words of the great philosopher, J. Rambo:

How did M. Rambo -- Maryland's reckless destructor -- dispatch the mercenaries from UMBC this past weekend? Fairly well:

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(Click to have your head blown to smithereens.)

M. Rambo sprayed seven bullets from his automatic weapon and counted three kills. So, while his kill rate was lower than his first flirtation with mass butchering, his massacring skill was still pronounced and on-point. An accurate tool of unmitigated violence is more valuable than one that just sets off a cache of dynamite in a poorly-protected shack and merely hopes that it totally destroys all opposing forces.

MORE ON M. RAMBO'S WAKE OF DESTRUCTION
Week One: First Blood.