Handing out hardware in important categories of human lacrosse achievement.

Michigan, Sacred Heart, and VMI remain Division I's last winless teams.

Your mother told you there'd be seasons like these.

It's like I don't even know you anymore, Wagner.

It's only the first full week of March and 87 percent of Division I teams have won a game. Reverse Survivor weeps.

Wagner's comin'!

Your weekend gets started the best way possible: With Wagner in action.

There's only one game today, pals and gal pals. Let's get it.

The numbers here still show that the Patriot League has made the biggest gains. And the Atlantic Sun isn't exactly a special forces unit.

This is actually happening, people.