Gene Smith specifically notes two important things.

Aggregating NCAA lacrosse rankings like a mother.

"The Weekend in Stick": It's exactly what it sounds like -- a recapitulation of this weekend's most notable. No doink.

I've never cut a pineapple.

Here's the ballot I'm submitting this week to the media poll.

The day is in the books. Here's the the juice from the last window of play.

We're approaching the final surge, you guys. Hang on for just a little bit longer.

The 7:00-ish window has opened yet -- the passage of time! -- but there are a few notable updates ahead of the strongest part of the day's slate. For example, I ate two cookies, drank two cups of...

The day continues to soldier on, because that's what days do.