All of these things happened. It's true.
I'm not sure that 12:00 of highlights is necessary, but I'm not a man to judge things. Wait. That's not true. All I do is judge things. Whatever.
It was arguably the game of the weekend. If you were busy doing something stupid like not watching lacrosse, catch up with some field-level highlights.
Here's Mike Sawyer goofing Denver's Ryan LaPlante.
Attention Humans: Rob Pannell is not one of you.
You want to see some goalie embarrassment? Here's some goalie embarrassment for you.
Did you miss any of this hot and barely-legal ECAC action? If so, get yourself excited and watch the highlights.
It happened, man. There is video and everything. Alert the national media.
The video isn't ideal -- I don't care about the other crap in the highlight package -- but it is the best quality video kicking around showing Carlson blindly picking a corner on his behind-the-back goal against Virginia.
It's just that easy, people.