Adam Sandler rocking some Hofstra lacrosse gear on Jimmy Fallon's show. ROLL PRIDE HOFSTRABAMA (H/T Hofstra University's Facebook page)
How do you like your college lacrosse? Pace has declined the last four years but efficiency has increased. Do you like well-executed offense and a slower tempo or the other way around? Here's a bigger version of the graph, if you'd like that. Personally, give me efficient offense and the slower pace.
Which one of these things doesn't belong? (Answer: The Big East Lacrosse Tournament is a no-Hoya affair. Sorry, them's the rules and them rules are strict.) Troll hard, Big East Conference. Troll hard.
I usually don't squat on top of the day's college lacrosse schedule post, but . . . La Universidad Corntes Grande Roja.
Had Pat Forde been a lacrosse writer, going by his past track record, this would probably be on his list of big rivalry games this week. Hopkins-Maryland may also be missing from said list. (P.S.: Expect a nice little infograph on Hopkins-Maryland later this week!)
"Interesting" means "I'm going to breathe fire and smote some fools" in Cornellese. Enhance.
PLEASE, SOMEBODY SAVE MARK MANOS FROM THIS TERRIBLE FIRE! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT HE'S YELLING FOR HELP! PLEASE HELP MARK MANOS! OH, GOD, THE HUMANITY! Also, why is Mark Manos playing in fire? Enhance. [click . . . click . . . click] Enhance.