I generally keep things focused on Division I men's college lacrosse around these parts, but . . . Goalie in a cow costume playing lacrosse. This is truly a great day for LSD. Man Hug: Lacrosse All Stars

Adam Sandler rocking some Hofstra lacrosse gear on Jimmy Fallon's show. ROLL PRIDE HOFSTRABAMA (H/T Hofstra University's Facebook page)

The Inside Roll: Virginia's Dom Starisa, as told by Kurt Vonnegut. Photo Credit: Geoff Burke (US PRESSWIRE)

The Inside Roll: Denver's Jeremy Noble, as told by William Faulkner. Photo Credit: Rob Carr / Getty Images / SB Nation

How do you like your college lacrosse? Pace has declined the last four years but efficiency has increased. Do you like well-executed offense and a slower tempo or the other way around? Here's a bigger version of the graph, if you'd like that. Personally, give me efficient offense and the slower pace.

Bad news, you guys. The Internet -- specifically the part of the Internet that holds all of the world's secrets -- has leaked the bracket for the 2012 NCAA Lacrosse Championship. It turns out that the fix is in and Hartford is going to crush skulls to its first title in the history of history. It's nice to see the selection committee finally recognize the power and strength of Wagner, though. Man Hug: @pdeezy42

Which one of these things doesn't belong? (Answer: The Big East Lacrosse Tournament is a no-Hoya affair. Sorry, them's the rules and them rules are strict.) Troll hard, Big East Conference. Troll hard.

I usually don't squat on top of the day's college lacrosse schedule post, but . . . La Universidad Corntes Grande Roja.

Had Pat Forde been a lacrosse writer, going by his past track record, this would probably be on his list of big rivalry games this week. Hopkins-Maryland may also be missing from said list. (P.S.: Expect a nice little infograph on Hopkins-Maryland later this week!)

"Interesting" means "I'm going to breathe fire and smote some fools" in Cornellese. Enhance.