I want my blankie.

I still don't think that it makes sense for Ohio State, Penn State, and Michigan to leave auto-bid conferences to form a non-qualifying Big Ten with fewer than six teams, but how would a Big Ten Conference look?

Don't write the obituary yet.

Benjamins don't come with a lacrosse to-do list, unfortunately.

Finally, a little sanity.

Is that enough time to start a Big Ten lacrosse league?

"Big Gulps, huh? Welp. See ya later!"

What does Microsoft Excel have to say about the newest iteration of conference realignment?

It's a crazy planet, people. Spinning in space is fun!

The Big East has only sponsored men's lacrosse for three seasons, and it's not looking so hot that the league will reach a half-decade of competition.