Detroit's Birney Goes Boom

What did The Detroit Detonantor hit on the gun?

This is some man work right here. This kind of man work generally requires wearing flannel and eating lots of flapjacks served on a hubcap while washing everything down with an oil drum filled with whole milk. Beards are almost always involved in such man work, mostly because facial hair has inherent man powers that science has yet to fully comprehend. A pickup truck with an "I Brake to Sharpen My Axe and Clear Large Fields of Trees and Indigenous Animals" bumper stick is often optional.

Yet, Birney hit 110 on the radar gun in shorts and a t-shirt and no man-meals to be found. His junior season in 2014 -- hopefully with an offense that can find some juice next year -- should be a nightmare for opposing keepers.

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