College Crosse's Best of April

Richard Heathcote

10 stories or things that worked out less than terrible.

April is just about in the books and that means only one thing: We're one month closer to getting together as a society, finally realizing that Oreo cookies are just small hubcabs that taste like the flesh of the living, and putting them all into a cargo hold on a rocket ship and sending them off to space to make them the universe's problem. So, that's . . . something.

Other than that, it's time to recap 10 of the bigger and better stories that graced this fine Internet real estate over the last 30 or so days. Let's get it.

The Calculator Machines Says. . . .
100110110 011010 10101010011001 101 10100100101 0101010101 1010111100 (That's computing machine for "using numbers to trying and figure crap out"):

Reverse Survivor Goes Kaboom!
Reverse Survivor went bonkers this year with Michigan and VMI fighting until the very end . . . and winning on the same day. So, who actually won the competition this season?

Et Cetera
Stuff that was stuff that you can't stuff any place else.

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