April is just about in the books and that means only one thing: We're one month closer to getting together as a society, finally realizing that Oreo cookies are just small hubcabs that taste like the flesh of the living, and putting them all into a cargo hold on a rocket ship and sending them off to space to make them the universe's problem. So, that's . . . something.
Other than that, it's time to recap 10 of the bigger and better stories that graced this fine Internet real estate over the last 30 or so days. Let's get it.
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- I Want the Truth: Dispatches from Virginia, Penn State, and Siena
- Revisiting the Fun Factor: Division I Lacrosse's Most and Least Watchable Teams
- The Rise of the Providence Friars
- Words About Virginia's Losses
Reverse Survivor Goes Kaboom!
Reverse Survivor went bonkers this year with Michigan and VMI fighting until the very end . . . and winning on the same day. So, who actually won the competition this season?
Stuff that was stuff that you can't stuff any place else.