Bonus: Shots of heavy machinery!
Not only am I not at the U.S. Lacrosse Convention this weekend, I'm also fighting what I can only assume is a cold sent to me from space aliens that will eventually see me have blood drip from my eyes as something foreign eats its way from my lungs through my chest. I have never in my life drank so much orange juice, and I am sure that it is only making me pee more than actually curing this illness.
So, it's basically "Substitute Teacher Day" around these parts. What comes will come, but for now it's movie time.