Money quote: "The return of USC isn't a game-changer within the MCLA – the Trojans haven't had a winning record since prior to the '05 season – but it is a tantalizing turn of events for an institution thought to be considering adding lacrosse as a varsity sport." Things may be happening on the West Coast, and if things on the Gulf Coast are any indication of the climate around Division I men's lacrosse, we're going to have a party with balloons and a petting zoo and. . . .