It's Friday. Let's watch a movie.
If you're like me, you probably woke up this morning with a burning desire to watch a video of Lehigh's best goals from 2012, set to a soundtrack that sounds like your father's acceptable-yet-relatively-miserable garage band from 1986. (You know, the band that he put together with some guys from his softball league after they all went to go see Caddyshack and decided that they were destined to become the next big thing after Kenny Loggins? Yeah, that band.)
~ 0:01: UNTETHERED GRAPHICS ARE RECKLESSLY FLYING AT ME! SAVE ME, COMPUTER MONITOR!
~ 0:18: That's pure smoke from Dante Fantoni. Like a gasoline-tipped piece of ammunition leaving his killing cannon.
~ 0:26: Kyle Stiefel hates Niko Amato. It's a long story, but involves Amato not sharing his orange slices. Emotional stuff.
~ 1:31: Ryan Snyder is running and running and running and running and running and is made of teflon and has goal-scoring dreams and is made of rainbows.
~ 2:10: I haven't seen that much brown since I tried to eat a dozen fajitas.
~ 2:22: Lehigh lacrosse, as video taped from space.