BATTLE STATIONS, PEOPLE!: College Lacrosse Schedule for April 27, 2012

Apr 1, 2012; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; Duke Blue Devils midfielder David Lawson (2) against the Syracuse Orange at the Big City Classic at MetLife Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jim O'Connor-US PRESSWIRE

This is it, people. College lacrosse is racing towards its climax. (Icky!) We are officially through the looking glass.

College Crosse is running side-by-side with the anarchy, rolling through conference tournaments and the impending NCAA Tournament with reckless abandon. I, in fact, haven't slept in a little over four days; I've been subsisting entirely on oatmeal and the dreams of making it big in New York City -- Bright lights! Big city! So, yeah, this site has things on lock. (Sleep-deprived, slightly catatonic lock.) In case you want your datebook calendar to coincide with College Crosse's publishing schedule -- Why wouldn't you, you beautiful human? -- here's the site's loose schedule over the next week or so:

Monday, April 30th: ECAC Tournament.
Tuesday, May 1st: THUNDERDOME! Tournament.
Wednesday, May 2nd: Big East Tournament.
Thursday, May 3rd: America East Tournament and MAAC Tournament. (That's going to be an exciting day.)
Friday, May 4th: Ivy League Tournament and NEC Tournament.

That's an awfully sexy schedule, if I do say so myself.

Anyway, here's the schedule for tonight:

**APRIL 27, 2012**
AWAY	HOME	TIME	FUN FACTOR	RANK
Bucknell	Colgate	5:00	6.1203	1
Rutgers	Georgetown	7:00	1.9521	6
Massachusetts	Delaware	7:00	4.4493	3
Pennsylvania	Virginia	7:30	3.8136	4
Army	Lehigh	8:00	3.6402	5
Duke	Denver	10:00	4.7278	2

Leave your comments about the game or anything else (QUERY: My stomach has been killing me all day. Do you think an alien is trying to eat its way outside of me?) in the comments below.