The Twitter machine -- Do you follow College Crosse (@SexyTimeLax)? Why not, knucklehead?!? -- is telling me that the NCAA released its first iteration of the lacrosse RPI. You can rot your brain with it by clicking that link up there. If you don't already know, the selection committee uses the RPI in a bunch of cockamamie ways to pick the at-large field for May. Other than a complete and utter hatred of the RPI and the reliance on it, I don't have much of a problem with the metric. Now, back to evading my taxes like a seasoned pro.