Did you make a New Year's resolution to flip your stuff based on meaningless nonsense? Yes? Well, it's your lucky day, psychopath. Lacrosse Magazine released its preseason rankings late last week. Here's the top ten: 1. Virginia 2. Duke 3. Johns Hopkins 4. Cornell 5. Denver 6. North Carolina 7. Maryland 8. Syracuse 9. Notre Dame 10. Villanova Rob Pannell is your preseason player of the year (duh). Pipe up in the comments if you see anything there that makes you want to crush furniture.