Procrastinate Forever: April 14, 2011 Lacrosse Schedule

The truth is out there, you guys. via funny.funnyoldplanet.com

I was totally abducted by aliens the other day, you guys!

Seriously!  The aliens directed this big light into my window when I was falling asleep. Then, all of a sudden, I was lifted up to their spaceship by some kind of tractor beam or something.  It was nuts!

When I was in the spaceship the aliens laid me on this cold concrete table.  They said, "Don't move.  We're going to get our leader."  Except they said it in alien, so it was more like, "Beep bop booop bop." (Not like a computer, though.  Like an alien.)

So I waited.  Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Johns Hopkins head coach Dave Pietramala come into the room!  I'm totally serious, you guys!  He was, like, "Stop writing all that nonsense in your lacrosse schedule posts.  It doesn't make any sense and has nothing to do with anything."

I was, like, "OK, boss alien man!"

Then he kind of furrowed his brow and was, like, "Good.  I'm going to go trim my mullet now."

The next thing I knew I was back in my bed.

Anyway, here's the schedule for tonight: 

APRIL 14, 2011
AWAY HOME TIME FUN FACTOR RANK
Presbyterian North Carolina 7:00 2.2782 1 (Duh)

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